March!! It’s Blog Post 110 and the command has been given.

March 2024 Vancouver

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The Month in Review

Jonah Chooses Amazing continues to move up the NY Times Best Seller and although it’s nowhere near the top, where it should be, it’s still exciting. Go JCA!

For a short time this month, life on earth for humans was much much better. Facebook was down. *When people ask me how old I am, I say, “Old enough to remember when Facebook was actually great.” Yes, I said great. I used to love Facebook. Now, it’s an awful program run by an apphole.

This has been a fun hockey season and we’re getting close to the playoffs. Recently, a man was arrested in Vancouver for receiving a San Jose Sharks jersey in the mail. I thought, “Good, he should be arrested for that.” Turns out he was arrested because transporting shark fins is illegal in Canada.

Baseball Season is getting ready to get start. Altuve and the Houston Astros are so excited that they’re buzzing. Go Mariners!

In Real Estate news, first time home buyers of homes under $835 000 Canadian can get a tax exemption. In other news, no one buying a first home with a regular job can afford an $835 000 home. The Lottery Number this week are 8, 10, 13, 18, 72, 74. Good luck on winning a downpayment on a home.

Words of Wisdom

1. Be careful with your timing when making jokes.

Does Iceland not know that they just need to throw The One Ring into the lava and all this craziness will end? #toosoon?

2. Aspects of your past should make you cringe. It’s a sign of growth.

I don’t know if all that is true but I keep having these dreams with He-Man petting me.

3. Don’t be afraid to explain things sometimes.

He-Man’s cat is named Cringer… when he’s not Battle Cat. #thepowerofgrayskull

Thank you for reading this month’s short but sweet blog. Longer, more in depth blog post are to come. I was recently asked to blog bout writing with one reader even asking that I teach a little writing. Asking me to teach a little writing is like asking Sheldon Cooper to teach a little physics… the results would be hilarious. Stay tuned.

It’s now time for the ending joke. This one is quite controversial but not as controversial as the joke I decided not to share involving the Quran. Enjoy.

Credit to the Son

Why do people always say, “God bless you” when someone sneezes? It doesn’t seem fair to the Savior.

That’s why I’ve started saying, “Sneezes Christ!!”