It’s here!! Blog Post 104. It’s also here!! Jonah Chooses Amazing is officially available for purchase on Amazon in paperback and digital form. I’m nervous and excited for everyone to read my debut novel, Jonah Chooses Amazing. I started this project in early 2020 (pre Covid) and battled, struggled, and persevered to accomplish this outrageous goal. Now, it’s time to share it with the world; the scary part of writing.

Giving Back

I will be donating $1.00 CAD from every book sold from now until December 26th to the Heart and Stroke Foundation of Canada. My goal is $200.00. This way, if anyone hates the book, I can rest easy knowing that some of the profits go to a worthwhile charity and those readers who feel ripped off can rest easy knowing they suck.

Please note: I will be making a donation to the Heart and Stroke Foundation and that this is not a joke, sarcasm, or my usual nonsense. Help me reach my goal!

Making Headlines and Reaching Deadlines

It’s been a scramble to get last minute speling mitsakes fixed and tipos corrected. If you buy a book and spot a problem, please send it to me. I’ll sign it for you and return it postage due. You’ll then have a signed flawed copy that will be worth a fortune in the future. Send it to:

Roy G. Mundheim

123 Fake Street

Winterfell, Westeros

90210

The Reviews are In

Jonah Chooses Amazing was preleased last month to a few select critics. Here’s what they had to say.

”This is the best book since Nursing: The Funny Side of the Bedside.” – Roy G. Mundheim (Author, Linguist, Humanitarian).

“It’s the book I wish I had written.” – Ian McEwan (Author).

”Pure Nonsense. There weren’t any wizards, magic, or monsters. Garbage.” – J.K. Rowling (Writer).

“I thought my novels were scary. Then I read Jonah Chooses Amazing and realized what scary truly is.” – Stephen King (Novelist).

“I regret that I released my novel on the same day as this masterpiece. I should have chosen amazing.” – Ken Follet (Oblivious Book Releaser).

“I loved this book. It grabbed me and took me on a wild adventure. Then, towards the end, it sped up and kind of fizzled. Disappointing.” – George R.R. Martin (Ironic Literary Icon).

Words of Wisdom

1. Listen to experts. The experts have spoken. Buy your copy of Jonah Chooses Amazing now.

2. Support great causes… like The Heart and Stroke Foundation. You too can choose amazing.

Words of Appreciation

Thank you to everyone who has supported and encouraged me through the process to finally reach this point. I could not have written this book without it. I appreciate all the kind words people sent supporting this project, my writing, and even this nonsense of a blog (which is actually fantastic). I’m so grateful to have this opportunity to share a bit of my passion and creativity with all of you. It has been a journey I can only describe as “Amazing”.

This bit of dialogue did not make the cut for Jonah Chooses Amazing so I thought I would share it here instead. Enjoy.

The novel takes place in Espen Falls, British Columbia, Canada, a fictional suburb of Greater Vancouver. Espen Falls Brewing is the local brewery. And… Action!

“I’ll have an Espen Falls IPA. Hey, remember what we used to do?”

In harmony, they began to sing, “I..I..I… looove…M.I.C. K.E.Y… E. F. I. P. A!!”