It’s the 70th wave of the virus known as Write or Wroy. It could also be called Blog Post #70.

We’re living through history here in November 2020. Soon, America will decide who will be their president. Unlike the past, the president will be chosen by armed militants. Then, like the past, a civil war will erupt. Crazy times just like the bible predicted. How did they know that wars and unrest would come to the humans of earth? Bold prediction there, Mr. Revelations.

Happy Anniversary

It’s the one year anniversary of the release of my first book, the critically acclaimed (by me) Nursing: The Funny Side of the Bedside. Purchase your copy here before the end of times. It’s also the one month anniversary of another great literary work, Blog Post #69.

Write! Then Wroy

A week ago, I entered the Canadian Broadcast Corporation’s short fiction competition with my story, There’s a Plan to Carve. With only about 8000 entries, I’m almost guaranteed the first prize. If I’m foiled by that Margaret Atwood person again, I’ll be angrier than Jamie Lannister taking on Luke Skywalker in a thumb wrestling competition.

Work on my novel continues. Chapter 4 is near completion with an estimated 26 more chapters to go. Here’s a short excerpt from the first rough draft.

The smell of feces and disinfectant wafted through the air. As he arrived at the start of the hallway near the nursing station, he locked eyes with Ryan, who smiled briefly and nodded. He continued on through the double doors, hoping to never see, or smell, this place again.  

Best of 2020

Food magazines have started releasing their best restaurants of 2020 lists. I guess they know this year is over as well. Congratulations to the winners.

The Best Restaurants of 2020.

1. Uber Eats

2. Door Dash.

3. Foodora.

4. Covid.

Note: Fifth to tenth place have all since permanently closed and were removed from this list.

Words of Wisdom

1. Tomorrow is not guaranteed. Be grateful. Be thankful. Remember that you are fortunate to be able to read this blog.

2. It’s good to look back at all your travels. It’s like in 2018 when we travelled to Great Britain, or 2019 when we flew to Mexico and later Japan, or 2020, when we went to Hell. Good times.

3. Wash those hands. Wear your mask where required.

Thanks to everyone who continues to visit this page and read this ‘out there’ blog. It’s now the usual cheesy ending jokes. Enjoy.

Following Donald Trump’s run-in with Covid-19, one headline in a paper said, “What will happen if Trump is ‘unable to govern’?”

What? Have the last four years not answered that question already?

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A large bug kept going for my beer and I was needing to continually shew it away. It finally flew away. My wife said, “Oh good. That Arnold Schwarze-bug is finally gone.”

I replied. ”Unfortunately, not for good. It said… ‘fly’ll be back’.”