It’s Blog Post #61 and it’s all about getting back to enjoying life. Thank you to everyone who said they really enjoyed Blog Post #60. It wasn’t really for everybody… just those with a sense of humor. After that post, I had a big jump in sales of my book, Nursing: The Funny Side of the Bedside Wow! I guess people really are bored. I’m joking of course…it’s a great book. It’s the best book I’ve ever written.
I was actually going to stop blogging about the book but this recent boost in sales has me continuing this sales/marketing campaign locomotive. The train keeps a rollin’.
Off a Roll
My gym closed and with it went my discipline…temporarily. I’ve struggled the last couple weeks with workouts, diet, and procrastination. It’s now time to turn this quarantined cruise ship around. Through internal channels and the underground black market, I was able to acquire this treasure. It’s time to get back to work.
Covid-19
“This sneaky bacteria has really hit us hard. We need to find the right antibiotics to target the virus’s internal thermal exhaust port. Once the viral replication hits 1.21 Gigawatts, we’re going have big problems. No one knows this better than me. I saw it coming. When it wasn’t that big a deal, I said it wasn’t a big deal. I said it was a flu. As soon as it became a big deal and it was serious, I said it was serious and even used the word ‘pandemic’. You can’t teach this kind of leadership.
Masks are the answer. Only masks can kill this corona bacteria. Antibiotics made from masks and mask parts that have been processed in ventilators and then combined with unproven anti-malarial medications will allow us to reopen the economy again. That’s the only answer, folks.” – an unnamed world leader who cut funding to WHO.
Words of Wisdom
1. This won’t last forever.
What won’t last forever?
Exactly.
2. “When this is over and life returns to ‘normal,’ how will you feel about what you did (contributing, helping, assisting etc.)? I asked myself.
3. Do your best with what you have and the situation you’re in.
It’s time for the ending jokes. If you’re religious, may your gods forgive me. If you’re an atheist, bless you…and enjoy.
It’s 2020. The corona virus is spreading. Markets are crashing. Business is down. No sports. No concerts. Healthcare systems are getting overrun.
That’s awful!
Churches can’t even have regular gatherings and service.
Well at least there’s some good news.
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By the way, the above weights are for sale. Just click on the link below. The sale price of $6000 U.S. dollars is firm.
Roy G Mundheim 